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How to be ugly
Step 1: Look like me.
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Going to a friends house
Normal people: What a lovely home you have
Me: Whats your wifi password?
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math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
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If I had one billion dollars I would buy a small city and turn it into Hound Town. Shelter dogs only. There would be a dog bank, dog salon, dog In-N-Out Burger and a Redbox.
There would also be a shelter cat city (CAT TOWN USA) a few miles away. City wide free Wi-Fi.
Maybe I should start a Kickstarer…
I thought I was sick of “Call Me Maybe” cards until I saw this.
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This weekend you guys.
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MISS FRIZZLE
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Picture: REUTERS/Luke MacGregor (via Pictures of the day: 30 May 2012 - Telegraph)
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“i’m a girl gamer”
“i’m a 90s kid”
“i’m a unicorn”
“i’m a student at the university of swag”
“rawr means i love you in dinosaur XD”
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